Thursday, September 13, 2007

havent been blogging in awhile now eh? muhahaha.. been really busy.. with... football manager!!! according to the game.. my addictednes rating is -> time to change your underwear!!

that.. and assignments... omg.. i had a 27 page assignment!!! jebus !!!
i thought i'd breeze tru it because the previous assignment given by the lecturer was completed by me in half n hour but no!! this one took 8hours!! from 2am till 7am in the morning, then realized i cant finish it completely without proper references so i rushed to the library and finished it off.. came home at 10-ish in the morning.. almost dead....

i'll place a few excerpts jsut for the record :D
i was messing around wif the answers because it was 6am in the mornign and i really cbf doing it... because the library isnt open and im stuck...

whats worse... after handing in the assingment at 10, while walking back... i.. kinda rememebered.. or rather i think i kinda forgot to revert some of the messed up answers.. like the saggy tits one.. :S owh man.. and my lecturer DOES have kinda saggy titties... lalalla




EGGS
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- Spoilage of eggs by bacteria is commonly known as : NinjaEggs

This refers to : eggs that have mastered ninjutsu, thus appearing black in colour and may produce foul odour when aggravated.


- Spoilage of eggs by mould is often known as : err.. NinjaEggs2 (Shippuden)

This is named because examination by candling reveals shurikens in the egg that look like pin heads.



MILK
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Causes of mastitis include :


· Staphylococcus sp. ( Aureus)

· Escherichia coli

· Streptococcus sp. (Alpha and Beta strains)

· Excessive sucking of tits



MAINTENANCE OF MILKING EQUIPMENT

* The most important source of spoilage flora in raw milk

* All equipment requires sterilization (brush your teeth before u suck)

* If poorly maintained, may cause:

· Infected teat cup liners

· Infected vacuum pump spreading infection.

· Contaminated milk

· Saggy tits







CHICKEN
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SOURCE OF BACTERIAL CONTAMINATION IN CHICKEN

- Pseudomonas sp.

- Flavobacterium sp.

- Ninjas



Organoleptic indications of spoilage

` Urgh.. organo wadafak?? somebody google this fer me

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SEAFOOD
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SOME MEASURES TO REDUCE CONTAMINATION OF SEAFOOD

- Storage at freezing temperatures

- Refrain from taking a piss while ur skinny dipping in the sea



PREDOMINANT SPECIES FOUND ON SEAFOOD
Gram-negative bacilli such as:

· E.coli

· Salmonella sp.

· Shigella

· Pseudomonas sp.

· Campylobacter

· Wedding Rings




Types of fish and causes of spoilage

· spoilage of most species is primarily due to protein degradation

· fatty fish (up to 25% lipid) undergo liposuction

· molluscs undergo ____________ , rather than proteolytic spoilage



Unpleasant odours due to

· Deamination forming ammonia

· Mebbe i just farted??






WilZC at 11:26 AM

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