Sunday, February 04, 2007
|FACT: The apocalypse has come. All are dead. You never should've asked her out. || || The Last Man on Earth|
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)
Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.
Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.
We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.
To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.
There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.
|Your exact opposite:|
Deliberate Gentle Love Master
ALWAYS AVOID: The Sonnet
CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, The Nymph
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