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    Wednesday, February 28, 2007

    Hmmm... the dry air.. the chilly winds that blow lightly.. yet pierce bones...
    the people... the place... the darkness of the night...
    the trams... the traffic lights.... and i feel rather short standing amongst a crowd..... definitely.. melbourne :D

    and thus.. HAPPY NEW YEAR to ME!!!...
    yeap .. new year it is.. 2007 starts not after the calender new year, not after CNY.... but the moment i stepped outta the plane onto the carpeted walkway....
    hmmm.. hmm..... this is getting tooo melancholic :S
    and i need to unpack.. or at least.. just get my room back to.. 'living' conditions..

    WilZC at 7:06 AM


    Thursday, February 22, 2007

    i got meself a few clips of Kim Kardashian's sex tape!!!
    jesus she is HOTTT OMG!!!!!! her ass is soooo fucking fabulous!!!

    *edit* kim kardie is paris hiltons close buddy!...

    *while surfing for it, i came across this as well*

    WilZC at 2:11 PM


    Hmm update eh? ive got lots la, on CNY and on my trip to Pangkor BUT.... im still awaiting pictures and the apropriate time.(u know, the right time, like sometimes when u dont have the 'blogging spark' u just cant blog!)
    However, i recently got some pics of my xmas day dinner so i'll just post them instead for some outdated updates....

    My family!

    My family with horny me!

    Third attempt at some family camwhoring got interrupted.... Eu Joe (not sure if its the right spelling) is some attention-whore!

    Some random group picture

    And another!

    The attention-whore strikes again....

    All the prezzies!! (theres actually some more on the table to the left, but we've got no wide angle camera around)

    The maids!

    Zoey wants some solo camwhoring session (of course, kids below 12 need adult supervision)

    after all that camwhoring! its OPEN PREZZIE TIME!!! *snickers*

    And now let the feasting begin!

    Then i wrapped up Christmas day by spending the rest of the evening upstairs wif my hot belle *cough nadia cough*

    WilZC at 10:36 AM


    Wednesday, February 21, 2007

    BLARGH!!! CNY celebrations + no astro back at 'kampung'!
    and so i missed my third straight All Star Weekend :(
    but still, thanx to the internet, ive updated myself with the winners, and more importantly the highlights and happenings of that weekend.
    Here's my recap

    Dunk Competition - This year's dunk contest isnt the best one, in fact, FAR from it, even when compared with the previous, '06 and '05 year's show. The guy i tagged as the 'guy to watch' won it, Mr. Gerald Green from Boston. Not too exciting but i guess, enough to win i suppose. Big Howard did well but not enough, Nate like he was dunking without passion and who the fuck is Tyrus Thomas remained who the fuck is tyrus thomas.

    3 Point Shootout - Didnt catch the highlights and replays for this event, cant be bothered. White dude Jason Kapono won it, his final round tally was 24/30 points.. which is kinda cool i suppose (not sure how many he hit, money balls are worth double)

    All Star Game - West pissed all over the East. Kobe was in great shape, sharp and cutting the lanes like hot knife through butter, and thus won the MVP (Most Valuable Player) award of the day. The East team looked lethargic and lost. Shaq looks like he has difficulties moving on court, played point guard(some sorta ritual for him), danced all over the floor during halftime and missed a point blank dunk. King James forced most of his shots like always and D.Wade looked reeaaallly tired.

    More fun with pictures! (again, all media taken from NBA.com)

    Nate flew again, but sadly not high enough this year

    D.Howard is like super atheltic. He's 6'11" 260pounds and he can go this high?
    i bet 6'7" Peter Crouch of Liverpool can even hurdle my footlong penis..

    Enuff of the dunkers, Introducing the judges for the dunk contest!
    Note: each and every 1 of the judges can and have dunked far better then this year's contestants
    From left (with the year they won the contest in brackets) : Kobe Bryant (1997), Vince Carter (2000), Dominique Wilkins (1985, 1990), Dr. Julius Erving (first ever winner), and His Airness Michael Jordan (1987, 1988)

    With all the hype and action on court, the camera crew spotted some familiar faces off court!

    Its California's Gov'nor! Mr Schwarzenegger!

    Since Tony Parker is a part of the game, his belle *cough nadia cough* Eva decided to get another date(Prince), thankfully its only some gay looking guy so Parker shouldnt feel too insecure.

    Toni looks hot! esp for a mother over 40!! :D (but her fashion sense is down the drain i suppose, urgh the hair...)

    Waterboy Adam Sandler decided to sit amongst the crowd

    WilZC at 4:48 AM


    Wednesday, February 14, 2007

    cant wait cant wait!!...
    Here are the starting line-ups for the main game

    F – LeBron James, Cleveland
    F – Chris Bosh, Toronto
    C – Shaquille O’Neal, Miami
    G – Dwyane Wade, Miami
    G – Gilbert Arenas, Washington

    F – Kevin Garnett, Minnesota
    F – Tim Duncan, San Antonio
    C – Yao Ming, Houston
    G – Kobe Bryant, L.A. Lakers
    G – Tracy McGrady, Houston

    And the super-fun Dunk Contest participants

    Nate's Winner

    1. Nate Robinson, 5'10" (Knicks) - Goddam shorty, no idea how he won last years dunkfest, he tried a million times before getting one of his flashy dunks down... though, he is really athletic and well build, i mean he is below 6foot tall!

    2. Dwight Howard, 6'11" (Magic)- Are you fucking serious? D-How's a monster!! he wont be putting much flair in his dunks, but this dude is HUGE and POWERFULL, and just sooo athletic!! Expect 'OOOO' and 'AHHHH' when he dunks..

    3. Gerald Green, 6'8" (Celtics)- Some lanky dude from Boston, thin, lanky and athletic, he'll be the guy to watch. I doubt he'll put up a masterpiece but he'd do well i suppose.

    4. Tyrus Thomas, 6'9" (Bulls)- Who the fuck is this dude?

    Hmm... this year's lineup for the dunkfest is really tall, i mean, 3/4 are over 6'8" ?, hmmmmmm? expect less arial action, more power i suppose. And i wonder when will king James try out for the dunk crown.

    The 3-Point Shootout Shooters

    Dirk, Defending Champ

    Dirk Nowitzki (Mavericks) - Last year's champ, fucking 7foot guy who can shoot!

    Gilbert Arenas (Wizards) - Arenas can score from anywhere on the court! and is a decent enuff trey shooter yet i suppose he's more of a scorer then a shooter.

    Damon Jones (Cavaliers) - Jones pisses me off sometimes in games, coz he just fucking shoots the 3pointers all the fucking time!! trigger happy looser...

    Jason Kapono (Heat) - Roleplayer who gets very little play time, he does abit of everything, and shoots the long ball when necessary, with a hit rate of .559, he's gonna be pretty sharp.

    Mike Miller (Grizzeys)- A well known shooter, and he's WHITE! white guys shoot better!! :P

    Jason Terry (Mavericks) - Can shoot the 3point ball. Wont win the competition.

    Here are some goodie pics (All pictures courtesy of NBA.com)

    Yao showing Shaq the hook

    Shaq says 'Get outta my way'

    Air Canada

    Kobe Bryant

    AI2's sick dunk from behind

    Quote 'I dont believe it, I just saw man fly!'

    Air WilZC

    WilZC at 10:28 AM


    - Sooo.. Martin Scorsese FINALLY won an Oscar!!!.. and sadly it isnt even Best Director!! he got the 'Lifetime Achievement' award (or rather the 'aiyah kasi lu chan la , i bagi u hadiah juga' award). Love hollywood!! If ya'll dont know who Mr Scorcese is, he da man behind movies such as Gangs of New York (my fav amongst his), The Aviator, The Departed, The Goodfellas and many more great feature film pieces..
    He's also know for the overuse of mr Leo Dicaprio.

    Note: This blurt has been suspended pending further investigation

    - Friendster's new layout is abit weirdla!! i want the old one back!!!
    its soo hard to whore up now that i no longer bother!! ahhaha

    - V-Day was supposed to be rather busy for me, but i ended up not going for a lunch meet, and cancelled my dinner meets and ended up shopping with my first love..
    my momma!! we bought me boxers!! wooooohoooo!!!
    i would put them on and take pictures and post them here but on 2nd thought, it would not be appropriate for me to do so...

    - Driving back to Penang 2moro!1 sienlaaaaa, what am i gonna do there?!?!
    at least ive got portable internet, and a notebook, and a blog hahaha

    - Was quite emo earlier this evening and started listening to some songs and ARGH!!!

    Don't know why I'm still afraid
    If you weren't real I would make you up
    I wish that I could follow through
    I know that your love is true
    And deep
    As the sea

    But right now
    Everything you want is wrong,
    And right now
    All your dreams are waking up,
    And right now
    I wish I could follow you
    To the shores
    Of freedom,
    Where no one lives.

    Remember when we first met
    And everything was still a bet
    In love's game
    You would call; I'd call you back
    And then I'd leave
    A message
    On your answering machine

    But right now
    Everything is turning blue,

    - Ive actually got much more to blurt out! but.. procrastination (even with blogging now!) killed them

    WilZC at 9:54 AM


    Thursday, February 08, 2007

    Dear me, i never knew diamonds could be soooooooooo expensive!!
    i thought well, we got tina a diamond necklace, it was 1.2k, big deal.
    BUT! those are like asswipe ones :P.. i mean compared to the ones i was introduced to today!
    Genuine, certified South African diamonds! i mean, a bracelet of say 20 diamonds .. caviar sized ones(sorry cant think of any other thing that size atm) cost a whopping 300k!!
    and my mum went 'so, when are u gonna get me one of these?' and i said, 'well, i'll buy u a brand new car instead :D '
    and in the class shelf, theres this other choker, a thickass choker probably 2 inches thick with diamonds everywhere. I dont wanna know how much that thing is...
    as i exited the shop, i nudged the guard and said 'baru baru nih, makin stress kan jadi guard cam nih :D' and he smiled back (though im sure in the back of his mind he thought about pumping a round or two shotgun shells up my candy ass)

    The Celebrity fitness ads... preposterous!!!
    that girl .. in the add.... shes.. just.. not fit enough!!
    shes ultra thin and weak!!!!
    her arms are skin, bones and fat... or just.. whatever fat left of her skinny arms
    (with terribly unfit underarms)
    her tummy, was well.. not even flat, its just again, skinny without a trace of muscle, just some leftover fats and skin!!!
    and her legs are plain old stick-like things.
    i wouldnt even wanna comment on my fav part of a women, the arse, and her gluteus maximus is... non-existant....
    shes just some pretty faced girl (i wonder if shes a celeb, coz well, i couldnt recognise her, then again, i wont recognize ella on the streets anyway)

    Gotta do ssumtin bout my face, pimples are popping up in numbers every fucking day!!
    aARGH!! its scarring meeeeee!!

    ive been doing fine i guess....
    trying to forcibly reduce the influence and importance of a particular someone
    outta my inner self without actually removing her existance from my life....
    (actually for the moment i am actually kinda removing all existance)
    but somehow.. someway.. something is starting to bother me, and im loosing focus again...... i suppose this all has something related so someday....
    some v-ish day...
    ARGH!! not that it matters anyway, this is too insignificant....

    and finally, heres a random picture so that this read wont turn out too dull V(^_^)V

    WilZC at 10:28 AM


    First One:
    went to bangsar today n got a (or rather forced to get one by my mum) a haircut
    @ a cut above!! its a whoppping 45bucks AND
    its disasterous!!!! GG!!!!!!
    i wish i took a befre/after pic but.. im not a well equipped photoblogger :(
    farewell wld lion mane :(
    hello .. err.. well.. schoolboy cut...
    sadness, and i was hanging out wif my pals and they were like
    OMG!!! what happened to ur hair!! its sooo bad! i look soo much better with the mane.
    (and they were complaining i need a haircut previously)
    and some were even joking that i wouldnt be wanted in the pictures we're gonna be taking in Pangkor this weekend.

    The Second:
    FATTY ME!!!
    After the haircut i strolled around n dropped by a celeb-fitness booth to flirt around with thoose skinny girls and talkabout sex.. err i mean.. health and fitness... they coerced me to perform a.... bodyfat% test.. and....
    OWH MY GOD!!! i have 16% bodyfat!!! holy crap? i mean well according to her thats still healthy but.. i used to be under 10%!!! nowonder my err.. assets arent as visible as before :(.. sigh sigh.. its back to the training room (in my case, just my roomla, i've never been to a proper gym ever!)
    sigh.. 16%... (16.8 actually but .8 is negligible isnt it? :P)

    yes yes.. me n a handful of my buddies heading to pangkor for tommorow and the rest of the weekend!
    personally, not expecting much, (as in not expecting sun sea sand and boobies)
    just good ol laidback times with the close buddies...
    wont even expect too much action from that!
    pei lin has her *cough* period *cough*
    i have back and ankle problems...
    arsalan would be happy all the time
    so will munraj :P
    but happy is goood, mebbe we'll all just get happy V(^_^)V

    WilZC at 10:14 AM


    Sunday, February 04, 2007

    FACT: The apocalypse has come. All are dead. You never should've asked her out.
    The Last Man on Earth
    Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)

    Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.

    Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.

    We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.

    To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.

    Your exact opposite:
    The Gentleman

    Deliberate Gentle Love Master
    There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.

    ALWAYS AVOID: The Sonnet

    CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, The Nymph

    Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
    My profile name: WilZC1

    WilZC at 11:06 PM


    Firstly, in like 19 years of my intellectual life (apparently i spent my first 2 years as a cute yet unintellectual baby) ive ALWAYZ wondered why FEBRUARY is spelt FEBRUARY!! when its mostly pronunced FEBUARY!!

    that said...
    this one saturday has been hectic yet fantastic!
    met up wif.. err a high school accquaintance Jen at the train station then went to Sg. Wang early in teh.... wait no, just before midday. We attended this... 'bloggers' meet there. (the annual BIG BLOGGERS MEET)
    well.. its basically a congregation of camwhores but twas okaayla...
    met some few ppl .. and.. well..
    actually.. for some reason i could not bring my extrovert self to surface, preferring to lean back behind the shadows and observe human nature.. as ive alwayz done when im 'lazy' or 'not motivated' to mingle..... but still.. there are people friendly enuff .. and easy going enuff for me to .... 'interact' with even in such an introverted state. These are the ones that u'll see temporarily populating my chatbox for a short while.
    actually.. ish.. a more elaborate coverage on the event can be found at
    Jen's site...or Yeehou's site.. or actually just any random new posters on the chatterbox...

    Me n Jen, dammit her smallish camera was enuff to reveal.. my unpleasant.. facial.. problems..

    Moving on... i lingered around abit in PJ till 7 before heading to KL once more to attend miss Christina Chan's 21st birthday!... for all of u who are unware of our relationship, shes my roomate of 2 years! and counting! and a personal friend of mine.. for about a third of my young life...
    The party is at some jazz club called Cotton Club, and its a formal occasion thus...
    every1 should be looking good :P

    before i elaborate further.. SERIOUSLY MALAYSIAN WORKERS SUCK ASS!!! i mean.. when we got to the shopping mall where the club is located, we have no idea where is this Cotton Club so i approached the mak cik security.. and
    me: m'cik, tumpang tanyer, cotton club nih kat mane?
    guard: ooo, kat tingkat 5, kena naik lif
    me: t'ma kasih
    so we proceeded up the lift, we ended up ... at the car park!!! and no cotton club in sight!! goddamit?
    so we called a friend (coz me, arsalan, joel and kh were brilliant enuff NOT to bring our invites) and it said g-11 which is teh ground floor!! so we grumbled all our way down to G and looked around the place where the lot11 should be and nothing, so we asked a Guess? girl, she said its just right upstairs after the escalator! lvl2 now eh!! we're like wtf???!?!? so we went up stairs and did found cotton club, but apparently la... we're suppose to.. enter from.. downstairs...... brilliant.... ..

    So anywayz yada yada yada went in, hugged bday girl, gave her prezzies, waited for the rest to arrive and let the partay commence!!
    (note: claireesa, gorgeous as ever, MICHELLE! getting taller dammit!!, melvin hasnt changed)
    food first of course, and that was when i bumped into.. none other..
    then miss Lim Soo Jin! ahhh... my first ever... errr... 'love affair'
    this waas 7-8 years ago....... wooo!
    V(^_^)V she looked.. well.. better then she ever looked before...
    buuttttt still not up to MY standards! *nyeh nyeh*

    Soo Jin and me, after lots n lotsa drinks...

    soo.. yada yada yada, layan my tummy first.. food was great! only ever had 2 dishes, chicken and lamb, coz theyre both fantastic..
    more friends arrived, and now theyre split into 'parts of tina's life' which are primary school buds, highshcool buds, college (sunway) buddies and church buddies, not to mention her extended family.. AND step family :P
    for most parts of the night, i was moving around the highschool corner to the sunway corner, then occasionally to soo jin's corner(and torment her with that just made her wanna not look at me hahahah) as well as chats with family members (introducing roomate numero uno!)
    the moving around n chatting was accompanied by a glass of beer of course..
    the... bottomless one.... one where u chat, take a few big sips, look at ur friend, chat, look back and VIOLA! full again! so u continue sipping...
    it generally fills up after halfway drank so... i lost count at the 9th refill, which would be about 5 glasses, and the night was young :D
    the free flow of Jim Beam scotch whiskey later on however... was..
    a killer... im a sucker for pure whiskey on the rocks, but after 2 glassfulls...
    that and the fact i was out all day since 10... made me rather... well.. tipsy ? :D
    and WILLIE kept refilling them glasses for me!! kill him!
    by the end of the day... most of us were pretty well under the influence...
    just like how a free flow alchohol party should be :P
    tina's dad was hugging every1, i was, well... fully conscious.. yet unable to fully control my bodily movements... the rest of the boyz were either talking a dam lot about loads of bull or just keeping quiet. Ken Han refused to down too much as he knows he's the 'designated' driver...
    thus.. the MRF(most reliable friend) award goes to mr Yap Ken Han..

    then.. go home time! 2:30am, we headed to a palce to grab some supper, wa tan hor and chicken wings... where i could barely hold pieces of noodles between my chopsticks, and suddenly i feel as if i was struggling to keep conscious and..
    dunno.. i think KH sent me back to pei lin's house were i stayed the night
    (i fucking got a boner on till next morning la, my god, dam uncomfortable)
    anywayz.. the story ends here for now... :P
    great day, both the BBM, and the BDP
    enjoy the media...

    Highschool Buds!
    From left: Claire, Teo, Omar, Ken Han, Pei Lin, Bday Girl, Me, Amanda, Munraj, Caroline, Wendee, Joel and Arsalan

    Sunway Buds!
    clockwise from top left: Willie, Tracy, Pragash, Myself, Tina, Pei Lin, Jason, Neal, err.. Mariana, Carina, Feisal and Amir

    Yaaaam Seng pic, i dont think im in there CIS!, musta sneaked off to chatter wif soo jin, but anywayz.. owh well

    More pics to come!

    WilZC at 11:41 AM


    to be more specific... Poh Kong @ Subang Parade...
    as i am loath to plagiarize... the full story and pics can be found here at
    or a less detailed report @ the Star newspaper

    but wow.. this must be one of the bigger theft news ive heard in malaysia in years..
    i mean.. 50++ bullet casings? M16 assault rifles?
    wah these robbers... thoose guns and bullets they used.. are worth more then the 11 trays they got from Poh Kong la sohaiz...
    but to think that... the robbers had the arms... and the backup cars waiting with assault rifles covering their escape, these dudes must have some backing from an organisation!
    woohooo !

    that said... rest in peace to the 2 guards who died in the process.. one got the 'boom headshot' and thats GG wan, confirm! so its ok, dont blame the lag or mouse sensativity...
    the other got torso fragged, mebbe its coz they were outnumbered...
    5 armed robbers against 2 guards? victory for the dark side is inevitable...
    they should have just surrendered... u dont get to respawn in real life dudes..
    as for the 1 robber who died.... well.. GG noob!
    stick together la.. smart ass went to do a solo raid on tonmei when his 4 comrads hit poh kong..
    its not like he had a para or sumtin, he had.. a revolver!!

    as for the guards, .. haihz.. they arent really trained pros..
    i mean.. look at em! they probably havent seen any action since assaulting a stray monkey trying to steal food from their rubbish bin 10years ago!
    what are the chances they would prevail against such... odds....
    coulda surrendered.. shoulda surrendered....

    now.. will the thugs hit another shop again soon?
    or will the gov crack them down?
    smile and wave boyz.. smile and waaaave...

    logging out: Terrorist Win! (round1)

    WilZC at 2:00 AM


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